Website Roast AI performs a forensic audit of your digital presence, identifying the exact friction points that cause 97% of your visitors to abandon their carts.
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Founders typically lose 40-60% of potential MRR due to "invisible" design flaws. Our AI has analyzed 1.2M landing pages to find the cure.
We don't just "look" at your site. We deconstruct it using a proprietary four-layered neural framework designed by conversion psychologists and ex-FAANG engineers.
Our NLP models scan your copy for "Value Congruency." We detect passive voice, jargon overload, and missing emotional triggers. We compare your messaging against the top 1% of high-growth SaaS companies in your specific niche to see where you sound generic.
Using eye-tracking predictive models, we simulate the first 5 seconds of a user's attention. We identify if your hero image is a distraction or a driver. Most sites fail because their CTA is in a "Visual Blind Spot." We provide a coordinate-based map of attention leaks.
We perform a full DOM-level inspection to find micro-frictions. Hidden navigation menus, non-standard scroll behavior, and deceptive patterns (Dark UX) are flagged. We calculate your "Time-to-Value" metric—the seconds it takes for a user to understand what you actually do.
We test your site across 140 different device resolutions and browsers to ensure your "perfect design" doesn't break on a 13-inch Macbook Air or an Android tablet from 2019.
Analysis of social proof placement, scarcity tactics, and cognitive load. If you're using too many popups, the AI will tell you exactly how many customers you're annoying per hour.
Beyond just "speed." We check for oversized assets, unoptimized scripts, and font-loading flashes that destroy trust before the first word is read.
We pull data from your top 3 competitors and show you exactly what they are doing better. Don't guess why they're winning—see the data.
Actual AI-generated alternative headlines and value propositions based on high-performance frameworks like PAS (Problem-Agitation-Solution).
A 25-page executive summary including checklists for your developers and designers to fix the issues in order of priority (ROI Impact).
Vaultify was spending $12k/mo on Meta Ads. Their bounce rate was 82%. Founders thought the "minimalist blue" design was professional.
The Roast AI found:
+214%
Conversion
-48%
CPA
$380k
New ARR
"The AI was
mean, but
right."
— CEO, Vaultify
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$49/roast
$199/quarter
Custom
Humans are irrational. We flag your site for common psychological "Death Valleys" that kill sales:
Decision Paralysis
Do you have too many pricing plans or features?
The Mere-Exposure Effect
Are you using familiar icons or confusing "innovative" UI?
"We don't buy what we don't understand. Your site is currently a puzzle, not a product."
— Roast AI Analysis V4.0
We understand your proprietary data is sensitive. Roast AI operates on an ephemeral processing model—once your audit is generated and downloaded, we purge the DOM snapshot from our high-security servers.
256-bit
Encryption
0-Data
Retention Option
Lighthouse tells you if your code is fast. Roast AI tells you if your code is profitable. One is for robots, one is for your bank account. We measure intent, not just load times.
Kindness doesn't convert. We've found that Founders respond best to the unvarnished, brutal truth. We don't sugarcoat design disasters.
Usually 20-30 pages of deep-dive analysis, including 15+ actionable fixes and 5 "Critical Risk" alerts that need immediate attention.
Our Enterprise plan includes a dedicated CRO Strategist who can oversee the implementation of the fixes with your internal dev team.
Join 4,500+ founders who stopped guessing and started roasting. Every hour you wait is a visitor who won't come back.